Safe to say this is one blogger who will never be added to the BONJOVIFAMILY LIST.
“Oh and the part where I suggested you might also be a ‘sweet person’, I take that back. You’re not.”
HAVE A NICE DAY.
The new sub at my work is a musician wannabe. He’s in a fledgling band and they actually sound pretty good. Too bad he’s a little f**k.
So yesterday at lunch our transfer student teacher was talking about her trip to New York. Because she is absolutely adorable, she was raving on about tracking down Jon Bon Jovi for me and bringing him back as my souvenir.
It turned out the friend she’s staying with is also a musician so she’s all charged up thinking maybe he’ll have a connection. I advised her kidnapping would probably not end well for any of us…
All us girls were going on about the whole thing. How they all thought I should get to meet Jon and about going to the movie next week.
Suddenly the “musician wannabe” pipes up and says “Jon Bon Jovi? Really?”
At first I wasn’t sure where he was going with it. So I said, “Hey Nick, in case you ever get to meet Jon Bon Jovi, could you possibly arrange for me to meet him?”
Then he laughs and says, “Is he even still in the music business?”
IS HE EVEN IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS? HE IS THE MUSIC BUSINESS YOU LITTLE PUKE.
Because he’s new I try to laugh off his rudeness but he doesn’t stop. I will save you the details as he is obviously an IDIOT. I can’t help thinking, how dumb is this kid? Knowing I am his superior and in control of his job…wouldn’t it just be smart to be quiet and stay out of it if you feel that way because the rest of us in the room obviously disagree with your opinion? Oh no. Not this guy…
So after lunch is over he says “Hey Gayle, can I do story today?”
I smile sweetly and say “No dude. You’re on bathroom.”
Seeing as though he’s so full of shit he’s gonna be on bathroom for quite sometime… ;)
